06 12 / 2013
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
so fucking delicious <3 and i can’t even explain why, it’s still just maple syrup xD
02 11 / 2013
19 10 / 2013
Y’know what your dad and Santa Claus have in common? THEY’RE BOTH NON-EXISTENT.
You’re love life is like Frosty the Snowman.ICE COLD AND PURE FANTASY.
People hate you so much that when you went to the Island of Misfit Toys YOU GOT REJECTED.